V/A "Short Music For Short People" (2026 Reissue)

Fat Mike came up with the idea of calling up 101 of the best old and new punk rock band around, have them each record a 30-second long song, then put all the tracks out on one record to make the best punk compilation ever.

Features super rare songs (recorded for this compilation) by Green Day, The Offspring, Blink-182, Pennywise, Rancid, Less Than Jake, The Vandals, Bad Religion, The Damned, Snuff, and more.

1. Short Attention Span - Fizzy Bangers
2. Anchor - Less Than Jake
3. Ketchup Song - Teen Idols
4. All Cops Are Bastards - Terrorgruppe
5. Overcoming Learned Behavior - Good Riddance
6. Quit Yer Job - Chixdiggit!
7. Ready - the Living End
8. Out of Hand - Bad Religion
9. Asian Pride - Hi-Standard
10. Steamroller Blues - Aerobitch
11. Doin' Laundry - Nerf Herder
12. Freehgan - Bigwig
13. Not Again - Undeclinable Ambuscade
14. Waste Away - Fury 66
15. Radio Stills Sucks - the Ataris
16. Armageddon Singalong - Unwritten Law
17. Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By the Spring of Rape, Despaire,... - Afi
18. Farts Are Jazz to Assholes - Dillinger Four
19. Surf City - Spread
20. Back to You - Swingin' Utters
21. Outhouse of Doom - the Bar Feeders
22. Alienation - Citizen Fish
23. Family Reunion - Blink-182
24. Mirror, Signal, Wheelspan - Goober Patrol
25. Saturday Night - Killswitch
26. Bedroom Windows - Enemy You
27. Sara Fisher - No Use for a Name
28. Ballad of Wilhelm Fink - Green Day
29. Delraiser PT III: Del on Earth - Consumed
30. Told You Once - the Mr. T Experience
31. Randal Gets Drunk - Lagwagon
32. Fishfuck - Gwar
33. Howdy Doody in the Woodshed - the Dickies
34. Long Enough to Forget You - Samiam
35. Erik Sandins Stand-In - Dogpiss
36. We Want the Kids - 59 Times the Pain
37. Warren's Song (Pt. 6) - Bracket
38. No Fgnuikc - Nomeansno
39. I Like Food - Descendants
40. Triple Track - Dance Hall Crashers
41. Don Camero Lost His Mind - Guttermouth
42. X-99 - Limp
43. Faust - Jughead's Revenge
44. Deny Everything - the Circle Jerks
45. Hand Granade - the Offspring
46. Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead - Mad Caddies
47. Union Yes - Criminal, the Criminals
48. Dirty Needles - Screeching Weasel
49. 300 Miles - One Man Army
50. Klawsterfobia - Strung Out
51. You Don't Know Shit - Youth Brigade
52. Doin' Fine - the Groovie Ghoulies
53. John for the Workin' Man - Tilt
54. Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk - Spazz
55. It's a Real Time Thing - the Damned
56. All My Friends Are in Popular Bands - 88 Fingers Louie
57. I Hate Puck Rock - D.O.A
58. Fun - Pulley
59. To All the Kids - the Vandals
60. 30 Seconds 'Till the End of the World - Pennywise
61. Get a Grip - No Fun at All
62. Blatty (Human Egg) - Sick of It All
63. I Got None - All
64. See Her Pee - Nofx
65. F.O.F.O.D. - Seconds
66. Blacklisted - Rancid
67. Chandeliers ; Souvenirs - Diesel Boy
68. Your Kung Fu Is Old... And Now You Must Die! - Adrenalin O.D
69. My Pants Keep Falling Down - Frenzal Rhomb
70. I Hate Your Fucking Guts - the Queers
71. Comin' to Your Town - D.I., D.I
72. Spray Paint - Black Flag
73. Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies - White Flag
74. Bring It to An End - Anti-Flag
75. Not a Happy Man - Avail
76. Old Mrs. Cuddy - the Real McKenzies
77. Traitor - Agnostic Front
78. Life Rules 101 - Down By Law
79. Wake Up - Radio Days
80. Too Bad You Didn't Get in - Useless Id
81. Humanity - Poison Idea
82. In Your Head - Ken O'Steel
83. Supermarket Forces - Subhumans
84. Tribute to the Mammal - Buck Wild
85. Pretty Houses - Lunachicks
86. Band That Wouldn't Die - Dwarves
87. Like a Fish in Water - the Bouncing Souls
88. Turn It Up - Trigger Happy
89. Madam's Apple - One Hit Wonder
90. Staggering - Hotbox
91. DMV - Twenty Percent
92. Big Fat Skinhead - Snuff
93. Pimmel - the Muffs
94. Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun - H2O
95. Wake Up - Bodyjar
96. Eyez - Nicotine
97. Another Stale Cartoon - Satanic Surfers
98. I Don't Mind - Ten Foot Pole
99. Welcome to Dumpsville Population You/Ny Ranger/Count - Caustic Soda
100. Ny Ranger - the Misfits
101. Count - Wizo